More Like, Mount Fatlin...

So I was preening myself in the ladies' just before, aka brushing my hair because I hit snooze 4 times this morning on the way to work, and anyhoo, was graced with two chicks walking in to use the facilities. And this my friends, is how wars start.


chick one: Oh, my god. Are you drinking out of the same water bottle as you had yesterday?
chick two: Yeah. Why?
chick one: Oh my god, so I heard that drinking out of plastic bottles can give you cellulite.
chick two: WHAT?
chick one: Yeah, totally. Holy shit you're going to get cellulite.
chick two: HOW?
me: *chuckle*
both: *death stare*
chick one: Oh well, it's something...about the cells...and the recepticals... and... yeah i read it somewhere and then heard it from somewhere else.
chick two: shit this really is terrible news, crap. I'm going to have to just drinking out of glass.
*screech of opening door*
chick three: oh hi guys, why the rasied voices?
chick two: Chick one just told me about how plastic water bottles can give you cellulite!!
chick one: *nods knowingly*
chick three: WHAT THE FUCK?
me: *screech of closing door*